Dwayne Barnes

Personal

• Birthplace: Unknown

• Relationship Status: Consciously Coupled

• Children: Amazing Jane

• Career: Records Sealed

• Homebase: Austin, TX

• Hobbies: Going to Adult Proms/Rescuing Sneezing Monkeys/classically trained Oboe player

• Demographic: Generation X

• Regrets: Too few to mention

AFHC

• Member since 2018

• Award(s): Best Dressed Couple at the AFHC’s 2019 Beard Prom

• Position in club: Show up, win club awards, go home, brag to friends

• Other positions: Make club members laugh

Bio written under duress by PEH